I swear this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Perhaps it's time change my habits
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds website before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?